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Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 720 Points

Asslevania: SOTB

Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)

Medal #1 5 Points

Welcome to Asslevania!

Medal #6 5 Points

Don't skip the intro.

Medal #7 5 Points

Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

Medal _13 5 Points

What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

Medal _18 5 Points

Welcome back!

Medal #2 5 Points

Reach level 2.

Medal #8 5 Points

Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

Medal #9 5 Points

Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

Medal _19 5 Points

FOREVER ALONE!

Medal/22 5 Points

Watch the whole ending.

Medal/23 5 Points

Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

Medal/24 5 Points

Check out RicePirate's page.

Medal/25 5 Points

Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

Medalzzz 5 Points

Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

Medal #3 10 Points

Reach level 3

Medal #4 10 Points

Reach level 4.

Medal _14 10 Points

Find Alucard.

Medal _15 10 Points

It takes a lick'n...

Medal _16 10 Points

...and keeps on whip'n.

Medal/20 10 Points

Get a little head.

Medal/21 10 Points

Eat a pork chop!

Medal/27 10 Points

Beat a TIME TRIAL

Medal _10 25 Points

Find the 1st hidden song.

Medal _11 25 Points

Thats where I left that!

Medal _12 25 Points

Never alone...

Medal _17 25 Points

Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

Medal/26 25 Points

Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

Medal/29 25 Points

Beat Dracula!

Medal #5 100 Points

Reach level 5.

Medal/28 100 Points

Beat REAL MODE!

Call of 'Doody'

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)

Kentucky Fried Pigeon 5 Points

Get Electrocuted

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Electric Jump Rope x10 5 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times

Fatal Diarrhea 5 Points

Poop Yourself to Death

Electric Jump Rope x20 10 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times

Doody Assassin 25 Points

Cause a Car Crash with your Doody

Electric Jump Rope x30 25 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times

#1 Pooper 100 Points

Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Don't Escape

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

A Slaughter 5 Points

At least you've tried...

A Massacre 10 Points

You've saved some lives.

A Night of Terror 25 Points

With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.

A Frightful Night 50 Points

You've saved almost everyone

A Calm Night 100 Points

You've survived the night without hurting anyone!

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 23/44 (205/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Explode

Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/60 points)

First Bomb 5 Points

Explode your first bomb

First Bounce 5 Points

Bounce for the first time

Half Game 5 Points

Finish 5 levels from game

Game Complete 10 Points

Finish the game

One Bomb Game 10 Points

Finish all levels using one bomb

Min Bounce 25 Points

Finish the game with minimum bouncing

GameJam7

Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)

Barf 5 Points

Throw up a food item

Boing 5 Points

Bounce on a spring

Click 5 Points

Push a button

Dead 5 Points

You are dead

Going down 5 Points

Enter the Earth

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Goin Up

Medals Earned: 2/21 (60/825 points)

I can double jump 10 Points

I can double jump

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..

First kill 5 Points

first Kill

Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points

Jump on 10 enemies

I like my wall 10 Points

jump on a wall 20 times

I love dem clouds 10 Points

touch the sky

Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points

Jump on 50 enemies

Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points

Collect 1000 skulls

Combo Breaker 25 Points

Fiery Combo of 10

Find the hidden button 25 Points

Find the hidden button

Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points

Jump on 100 enemies

Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points

Kill 20 Spikes in one game

Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points

Collect 5000 skulls

Evolve to final level 50 Points

Evolve to final level

I can stop at any time 50 Points

play for an hour

Kill every big enemy 50 Points

Kill every big enemy

Kill every small enemy 50 Points

Kill every small enemy

The final Frontier 50 Points

reach space

I can't stop at any time 100 Points

play for 3 hours

Kill every enemy 100 Points

Kill every enemy

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Goobers Arena

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/130 points)

Play! 5 Points

You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!

Credits Roll! 5 Points

You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3

Thank You! 5 Points

You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!

Movie Reel! 10 Points

You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!

Secret Music Track1 10 Points

You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!

Secret Music Track2 10 Points

You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!

Secret Remote! 10 Points

You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!

Unlock Code! 25 Points

You've unlocked all features and all the badges!

Galleria! 50 Points

You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!

Letz Maek A Flash Gaem

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)

Good Flash 5 Points

Get 10000 or more points

Better Flash 25 Points

Get 15000 or more points

Bestest Flash 50 Points

Get 20000 or more points