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Total Medals Earned: 84 (From 19 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 735 Points

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #6 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 Unlocked 11/16/13
5 Points
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal _13 Unlocked 11/16/13
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)

Call of 'Doody'

Kentucky Fried Pigeon Unlocked 5/8/13
5 Points
Get Electrocuted
What Are You Doing Unlocked 5/8/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Electric Jump Rope x10 5 Points Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Fatal Diarrhea 5 Points Poop Yourself to Death
Electric Jump Rope x20 10 Points Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Doody Assassin 25 Points Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Electric Jump Rope x30 25 Points Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
#1 Pooper 100 Points Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Persistent Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)

Cathode Raybots

Channel Flipper Unlocked 2/19/13
5 Points
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
N00Binator Unlocked 2/20/13
5 Points
Kill the N00bs.
Proletariat Unlocked 2/20/13
5 Points
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Unpatriotic Unlocked 2/20/13
5 Points
Defeat the Patriots.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Emotikiller 5 Points Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points Kill the legendary characters.
Travisty 5 Points Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points Defeat the NG Folks.

Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)

Don't Escape

A Slaughter Unlocked 6/21/13
5 Points
At least you've tried...
A Massacre 10 Points You've saved some lives.
A Night of Terror 25 Points With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
A Frightful Night 50 Points You've saved almost everyone
A Calm Night 100 Points You've survived the night without hurting anyone!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Elf Story

Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Impalation Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 2/1/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Face Knifed Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 2/1/13
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Spin Attack Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Squished Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Wheel Of Decimation Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller Unlocked 1/31/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Knife Unlocked 1/31/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Shrunken Head 25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 23/44 (205/500 points)

Explode

First Bomb Unlocked 2/22/13
5 Points
Explode your first bomb
First Bounce Unlocked 2/22/13
5 Points
Bounce for the first time
Half Game Unlocked 2/22/13
5 Points
Finish 5 levels from game
Game Complete Unlocked 2/22/13
10 Points
Finish the game
One Bomb Game Unlocked 2/22/13
10 Points
Finish all levels using one bomb
Min Bounce 25 Points Finish the game with minimum bouncing

Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/60 points)

GameJam7

Barf Unlocked 6/20/13
5 Points
Throw up a food item
Boing Unlocked 6/20/13
5 Points
Bounce on a spring
Click Unlocked 6/20/13
5 Points
Push a button
Dead Unlocked 6/20/13
5 Points
You are dead
Going down Unlocked 6/20/13
5 Points
Enter the Earth
Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Quality over performance Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)

Goin Up

I can double jump Unlocked 1/19/13
10 Points
I can double jump
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. Unlocked 1/19/13
50 Points
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
First kill 5 Points first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points Jump on 10 enemies
I like my wall 10 Points jump on a wall 20 times
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button 25 Points Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time 50 Points play for an hour
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/21 (60/825 points)

Goobers Arena

Play! Unlocked 2/19/13
5 Points
You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!
Credits Roll! 5 Points You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3
Thank You! 5 Points You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!
Movie Reel! 10 Points You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!
Secret Music Track1 10 Points You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!
Secret Music Track2 10 Points You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!
Secret Remote! 10 Points You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!
Unlock Code! 25 Points You've unlocked all features and all the badges!
Galleria! 50 Points You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/130 points)

Letz Maek A Flash Gaem

Good Flash Unlocked 2/10/13
5 Points
Get 10000 or more points
Better Flash 25 Points Get 15000 or more points
Bestest Flash 50 Points Get 20000 or more points

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)