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Total Medals Earned: 84 (From
19 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 735 Points
5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
5 Points Don't skip the intro.
5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
5 Points Welcome back!
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Call of 'Doody'
5 Points Get Electrocuted
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
5 Points Defeat the Regular TV crew.
5 Points Kill the N00bs.
5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois.
5 Points Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
5 Points At least you've tried...
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
25 Points You found the video game controller!
25 Points You found the knife!
Medals Earned: 23/44 (205/500 points)
5 Points Explode your first bomb
5 Points Bounce for the first time
5 Points Finish 5 levels from game
10 Points Finish the game
10 Points Finish all levels using one bomb
Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/60 points)
5 Points Throw up a food item
5 Points Bounce on a spring
5 Points Push a button
5 Points You are dead
5 Points Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)
10 Points I can double jump
50 Points Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Medals Earned: 2/21 (60/825 points)
5 Points You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/130 points)
Letz Maek A Flash Gaem
5 Points Get 10000 or more points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)